A few points for my dudes

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I've been seeing this weird response online from men to the recent hurricane of sexual harassment/assault accusations that basically boils down to "But what if she *wants* to see my dick and is robbed of the chance because of silly harassment policies?" A couple points here, my dudes.

1) I think I may be the only female-identified person I know who finds the dick aesthetically pleasing. I have never encountered another woman who actively wanted to see dicks, even when she otherwise enjoys interacting with them. As a general rule, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK.

2) Women these days are capable of many surprising and independent things, like voicing our desires and opinions! If she does somehow want to see your dick, my dude, SHE WILL ASK.

3) Are you genuinely saying that it is of more concern to you that a woman might not have the chance to gawk at your mighty man-bologna than that you, she, and everyone else are able to work and live in a mutually respectful and safe environment? FIX YOUR PRIORITIES, YOU DICK, YOUR FUNDAMENTAL LACK OF EMPATHY IS PROBABLY WHY NOBODY WANTS YOUR DAMN DICK TO START WITH.

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